I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
So Canada is Sammy. Makes the moose even more approps.

octopus babies you guys
OCTOPUS BABIES
LOOK AT THEIR TEENSY LITTLE TENTACLES
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY SOUND LIKE
BLEWP BLEWP BLEWP BLEWP

My best friend just sent me this pin.
I laughed my ass off. Because..that’s me.
(It would also be accurate if it said WHO…writes gay porn. Which would also be awesome.)
I also had a sweet email from one of you who weaseled it out of me a while back. Sneaky bastards. Thank you for all the nice notes and messages. You’re kind of awesome people.
Haters to the left.






